I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
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