Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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