when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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