Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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