There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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