Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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