his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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