I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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