The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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