do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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