I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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