I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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