Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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