Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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