i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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