and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
