Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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