K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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