would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
