my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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