You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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