Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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