is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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