How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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