butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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