Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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