I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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