also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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