lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
ttyl tear gas
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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