I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
