forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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