Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize
