I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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