Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Randomize
