Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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