But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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