Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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