My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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