just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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