ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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