We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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