I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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