Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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