I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
did i walk over a car last night?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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