So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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