I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
