Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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