i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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