Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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