I think i peed on brittanys purse
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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