i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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