I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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