That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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